/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16067192
>my 30th birthday
>treat myself to some fine dining
>order the special 500$ birthday dessert
>get my cam ready so i can show this special moment to my future offspring
>a few people start smearing cotton candy and pastry cream across my table
>for a moment, i contemplate existence, just to finally pass on to the next world
>as i drift into the abyss, my mortal remains are further mocked by having confetti thrown at them.
8/10 pretty good, didn't tip tho.