/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I know that feel OP, my dad is the same way

>Dad is a fucking terrible chef
>He is also a fucking NEET
>I work everyday
>Whenever I get home he is cooking dinner
>I never get the chance to cook anything
>His food is terrible. Pathetic
>Much worse than your bf, because he has social development problems and doesn't read recipes because he thinks they are like reading lists of requirements to be friendship
>Literally just looks at pictures of food with their names and tries to cook them
>Took him 7 attempts to learn that pasta doesn't have to be soft before you put it in to the pan, spend 7 pasta dishes washing it with soap in the bath to soften it
>Tried to put the chocolate chips into the cookies while they were baking, burnt his fingers
>Thought that Scotch Eggs weren't real eggs and that they were deep fried white chocolate with lemon cream in the middle
>figured out how to use a piping bag to make donuts
>tried the same thing to make stuffed crust pizza
>tried to use a piping bag to squeeze a raw hot dog into a cooked pizza crust
>got upset when he couldn't
>one day tried to tell him he needs to work on his cooking
>he got angry and refused to eat for 3 days
>eventually convinced him to start using recipe books
>he isn't as bad now

You have to do something OP. When my girlfriend moved to University she was 102lbs and now she is 170lbs in just 2 years of overreating. She has become fat and lazy. The worst part is that she hates me now because I am skinny. For example she keeps a cookie jar next to the bed with a singlr condom at the bottom and we can't have sex until she reaches in and pulls it out. But she just tops the jar up every 3 days so it never happens.

For christmas I was going to buy her a treadmill but when she found the order placed on my amazon she cancelled it and bought a bunch of large sized clothing instead. I haven't spoken to her about it, I just wrapped them when they arrived and will hae to give them to her like nothing happened.

>Brother is obese
>Pretty much entirely because of sugar
>Most people have 1 container in their kitchen for sugar
>They use this sugar for tea, coffee, baking etc
>Brother has more than 20 (don't know exact number) pots for sugar
>Each one has a 'new sugary twist'
>He only uses them for adding to coffee
>Examples of pots include
>'sugar and chocolate chips' which is obviously chocolate chips mixed into the sugar
>'sugar and pasta' which is sugar and raw chunks of pasta (he says it cooks in the coffee)
>'sugar and breadcrumbs'
>'sugar and salt'
>'sugar and peanuts'
>'sugar and coco powder'
>he puts labels on them
>considers himself the 'Ben and Jerry' of the sugar world with his 'creative flavours'
>he actually has these with his fucking coffee
>tfw he wonders why he is fat

>Decide to start going to the gym because I am 250lbs of fat
>Find a reasonably priced one close to me
>Start going to it after weeks of routine planning and dietary planning
>First few times I go I walk past an old style sweet shop on the way
>Selling old style hard candy like lemon drops or blueberry balls, soft gummies etc
>I love this shit
>Can't resist anymore
>Gradually start 'treating' myself to bags of sweets after progressively smaller workouts
>Reach the point where I buy 3 or 4 bags of sweets and just go to workout for 4 minutes
>People at the gym start making fun of me
>Start saying things like ''this fatty always has blue balls and not just because no woman will fuck him''
>Get known as ''The Meaty Sweety where every day is a Cheaty''
>Have to quit the gym as I am GAINING weight fast

Feels terrible. Food will always be my master