/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17030319
>tfw man with small hands

>get on keto in hopes of shredding pounds fast
>get a hemorrhoid from lack of fiber instead
it wasn't supposed to be like this

the gochujang was moldy

>>13370172
>>13347658

>waited so long to try one
>finally find them at costco
>finally had one of them
>they're not even that good

>You will never eat a taco made out of a Dorito
>You will never eat a sandwich with chicken fillets instead of buns
>You will never eat a boneless chicken wing

America why must you give me these feels, what have I done to deserve them ;_;

>no gf

>allergic to eggs
what should I substitute for eggs
my pancakes always end up too dry and brittle

>mfw I can't into restaurants because I'm an anti-social fucktard with no friends, gf or anyone to go with and I'm too much of an anti-social fucktard to man up and face the embasrrasment of going alone

>tfw you will never snuggle your face on her absolutely luscious breasts.

Will you marry me? Y-you can fuck other guys, as long as you fuck me once a month.

>tfw when you'll never have a girlfriend to eat the food you make at the end of your funny youtube video.

Fuck that hit me hard. ;_;

>tfw when you will never feel Joey Chestnut eating out your pussy.

>tfw when you were ripped off in front of your girlfriend, and while you went to put the steaks back in the fridge you heard her laughing with the steak delivery guy.

>>3895278

I need to appreciate my mom more. I love her, but sometimes I'm too used to her always being around, so I run off into my room and lock the door.

>>3873269

>tfw you'll never eat that slice of cake sandwiched between a cute trap's perfect ass cheeks.

>tfw you'll never be best friends with FF, and spend all day baking bread.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67BkPIc2DJ4

>>3713743

I already have diabetus. I'm just depressed and feel like drinking myself into sugar shock