/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>first meal home after getting dumped and moving back after a 5 year relationship
>mom asks what she could make to help make me feel better
>ask her for some of her amazing chicken parmesan, the shit used to be perfection
>go there the night of the dinner
>"Oh we stopped eating chicken a few months after you left, this is Eggplant Parmesan"
>wonder why the fuck wouldnt you tell me that when I asked for it
>fuck it, eggplant is pretty good
>its barely cooked and the skin is still on
>they used meat sauce
>cheddar-colby jack mixed blend instead of mozzarella
>"This is our new recipe, its so much more original than our old chicken one"
>eat it anyway to not seem like an ingrate

>>6461825
>tfw you have a handicap way less awful than hers and she is still more capable of you

I'm a ravenous carnivore, but love the fuck out of good thin crust veggie pizzas. Why the fuck you vegan dipshits would ruin a good thing by putting tofu instead of cheese on it is just beyond me...

I'm shocked /ck/
Instead of promoting healthy, cooked food, you promote processed, fast food dinner. You obviously have no problem with microwave dinners being filled with chemicals. You'd eat even a shit.

>>4312626
>not a trace of raw fish on so called "sushi" plate

mfw

>>4281983
>Asks for advice on steak:
>buys round
>rosemary instead of thyme
>low smoke point salad dressing
>LEMON JUICE
>LEMON JUICE
>LEMON JUICE

10/10 masterfull troll OP. congratulations. I mad.

>>4183323