/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5681397
>be 12 years old, 19 now
>move to a new town
>there's a chinese buffet within walking distance
>fuck yes
>the whole family decides one say to go
>it only costs 15 dollars a person
>I could go here every week
>people who work at the buffet are chinese
>little brother suddenly gets the idea to say "ching chong ding dong"
>pleaseno
>my parents think it's funny
>they start going "ping ling ying yang"
>whyareyoudoingthis
>my sister puts the chopsticks in her houth resembling buck teeth
>"A-WERCOME-A TO MY RESTAURANT DO YOU RIKE-A PUPU PRATTER"
>why
>we're asked to leave
>family doesn't know why
>I never go back