/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17608966
>vegan butter

>>16661056
Based Commanderposter

>>14167159
>what was beer in america like before prohibition?
>duhhh, soyboy microbrews and ipas!

>>13586969
if you wouldn't smash a skinny Filipino chick, you're never gonna have sex

>mfw Americans eat Asian imported shrimp raised on pig and human feces

>>12891778
>goes to Thailand to fuck a qt3.14 ladyboi
>finds one online while there
>meet up
>ladyboi refuses to give him the time of day because Nikocado is fat as fuck
>goes back to hotel and cries about it publicly while shoving food into his gullet
>mfw

>>12667842
>low carb
>huge load of ketchup

>>12557513
>he thinks soy is filtered on a food board

>>12492765
ikr? imagine being that new XD

>>12193620
This. Be a Chad. As long as your not that guy who takes up a big table for one, leaves a mess, and don't tip, I don't see the problem. If it ruffles a restaurant that much, then they need to make it a policy for no single dinners. Otherwise, STFU.

>>12193657
It's at you, not with you.

>>12150023

>>12124349
>Being this much of a beta virgin

>high school
>boarding school
>do stage crew for my winter sports option because i'm a fat lazy fuck but actually become theatre manager
>opening night of our first production, The Wedding Singer i think but not that it matters
>someone's mom brought a Godiva chocolate cake for the crew to celebrate a job well done
>roommate who was in crew with me and i both have a slice
>later that night
>sleeping on my back as per usual
>awaken by vomiting on my face a la tubgirl
>vomit all over my bed
>pass the fuck out
>roommate pukes too
>wake up, go to infirmary because fuck class
>stomach feels like it's on fire
>they give me a room
>spend two days shitting pure liquid and puking my insides out
>even puke on my own cock while having diarrhea on the toilet at one point
>pass out on bathroom floor, crying with my pants down
>third morning
>wake up, feeling much better
>risk a fart
>shart the infirmary bed but i knew the worst was over
>grab my stuff and leave and go back to my dorm as soon as possible
>never go back to the infirmary until i graduated
my roommate had it just as bad too but i don't remember seeing anyone else in the infirmary at the time. i swear it had to be the cake. worst food poisoning i've ever had

>>12049890
>Paying more money for prepress and printing for airplane food packaging.

>>11960540

>>11965621
>I can """"handle"""" it just fine, but you better believe I'm going to call you out.
Stand back everyone, we've got a badass over here.

>>11748560
>eating rice 1095 times a year

Lmao stay salty Wang Chan

>>11688691
>tfw eat twice a week at a jap restaurant during lunch break
>owner now gives me free sake and overloads my okonomiyakis
Absolutely nothing wrong with a business owner taking care of his clientele

Imagine dropping $80 on a fucking knife LMAO

>>11357803
fucking kek

>>11282792
yikes

>>11255525
*whiney faggot voice*
>Do you really want me to bring out the Chinese-are-like-insects webms?

The absolute state of this lad, lmao.

>all that reddit spacing
yikes, didn't read

>>11222254
make gummy bear omelets and leave your front doors unlocked to make it easier to put them out of their misery