/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Does anyone else act like they're hosting a cooking show while making food? I do, and I also come up with stupid shit to make me sound like a professional. For example I just made some chicken fried rice, and while adding the eggs I was talking aloud:

"This is the part where we double-egg the rice. It really isn't as hard as many people believe, you just take the eggs, SC (this was an acronym for some egg cracking technique, softcracking maybe? I don't remember anymore) them on any surface and add them to the rice."

"The most important part about frying chicken is turning it over and the way you do it. I usually go for the Boston Flip, which gives the chicken a better spread, it brings out the flavor and gives it a nice little chew. The Boston Flip is really easy to master, you should all try it out, your kids will love it."

What goes on in your cooking show, /ck/?