/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17500808
>raw celery
actually fucking kill yourself thats disgusting and people like you are why white people exist

i don't understand what i can buy in bulk to eat besides sandwich stuff, potatoes, beans, and rice
and eating those things just about every day is miserable

>>16791993
>a 3-hour cock

>>16022163

>tfw geriatric Italian starts yelling because we're out of their preferred carlo rossi
>tfw old Italian guy is yelling because some chianti we used to carry isn't in stock
Why do italians argue about bottom tier garbage? At least the degenerates get in and get out without a fuss, maybe even an off color joke if I'm lucky, but the old Italians are awful to deal with

>>15163355
hello again frens
>first round of mcrib was good, so I'm fixing for another
>9pm tonight, an hour ago
>make my way to mac d's
>waiting in line for the drive thru
>order a mcrib, small fry
>ask if they still have the spicy nuggets
>denied.avi, ok then just the mcrib
>get home
>open that bitch up
>it's upside down, turn it over
>it's still upside down. the retards gave me two bottom buns
>mfw
>not nearly as many onions as last time
>put my fav hot sauce on (garlic reaper)
>it's still tasty
idk how they do it bros

I think I got the chink flu
Can't feel any smell or taste anything at all
all food feel like eating cardboard and styrofoam

I think I will kill myself if this takes any longer

>be me
>open a can of pork and beans
>can only see beans submerged in tomato sauce
>no pork

>>13674114
Uuh
What

>https://youtu.be/8pK4J4vAPuA
>tfw this is what the future will look like for meat eaters