/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"OHIOO.... OHIOOOO...!" AMERICA moaned like a sadistic ghost through the echoing halls. They were empty now. All had suffered his rage save for one.
>AMERICA swung the aluminum baseball bat around, smashing windows and clipping against the brick half-walls and corners, sending dusting and debris across the hollow corridors.
>"I know you put your FUCKING CHEESE in that FUCKING DISH, OHIOOOO! OHIO! COME OUT! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOOOOOOWWWWW!" AMERICA called with a shrill scream. He stomped his feet and spit and his forehead bulged from the veins which contained within them a boiling and venomous blood pressing up against this skin. His voice had gone even more hoarse now over the span of his horrific night of vengeance, he had not stopped screaming since the bloodbath began.
>"OHIOOOOOOOO!! YOU LITTLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! I ONLY WANTED YOU OHIO!I ONLY FUCKING WANTED YOU! I WOULD'VE HAVE BEEN QUICK HARRY! I WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A FINGER, MAYBE LASHED YOU ON THE BACK OF THE THIGHS LIKE MY TIME IN TIJUANA, OHIOOOO! BUT NO! FUCKING NO! YOU HAD TO FUCKING RUN AND HIDE YOU LITTLE SHIT! I HAD TO KILL AND RAPE AND EAT MY WAY THROUGH THE OLDER STUDENTS HARRY! THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK!... FUCK... FUCK!" AMERICA screamed calmly.
>AMERICAS limbs, fingers, and mouth stretched. He lurched over as he became something impossible, and predatorial, and worst of all... horny. The now disfigured, almost dog-like AMERICA, demonic cock glistening with blood all in the moonlight, finally sniffed out the trail of his prey.
>"O-H-H-IOOOOO-OOOOO! CH-E-E-E-E_E-SS-SSSS-EEEE!"