/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to Stop and Shop
>see Robert the Rape Robot slowly approaching out of the corner of my eye
>throw fedora in its path to stop it
>pull pocket katana out of my trenchcoat
>rub energy crystals in my pocket with one hand, assault the Rape Bot with the other
>defeat the feisty fiend!
>other shoppers cheer and pick me up in their arms
>hailed as a Hero
>"I'm just a regular man, I put my cargo pants one leg at a time"
>the crowd goes absolutely insane
>they drop me and start clawing at each other in a moment of sheer madness and chaos
>old men and children get trampled into a gelatinous goo of flesh
>I walk out without paying for my pizza rolls and hot pockets
>just another day as a Christian hero

>>13630143
No self scans OR retarded robots getting in everyone's way. Learn to read retard.