/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19341638
I like to get the salmon at deez nuts but the fried cod is always calling my name. There is not escape without will and I'm almost slap out of it.

>>16653017
potato wedges fucking suck

>>16237335
>hey you want a burger?
>yeah make sure to add some beetroot, a few pickled eggs and a whole salami
see, I can make retarded food analogies too

>>15652481
>Germany
>Döner Kebab

>>13884375
>doesn't want avocado
>puts pineaple on pizza

>>13844184
>toaster strudel
>comes with frosting
>looks like cum when it melts on the toaster strudel

>>11872189
>>11872640
>Guinness
>"""real beer"""
hope the transition goes well bugmen

Need help urgently. Went on a week long bender of drinking 12-18 beers every day. Yesterday I woke up and didn't have any beer until night time. I spent the whole day detoxing horribly, shaking, excessive vomiting, the worst heartburn you can imagine. Bought and 18 last night I was able to get an 18 pack, I crack open a cold one and almost spill it from shaking so bad. I slowly drink four because my stomach is still upset. Stop for an hour because of heartburn and out of nowhere vomit all of my stomachs contents into the sink. I haven't slept yet but the shaking has gone away and some of the heartburn. Here's my question, what's the best thing to eat on a completely empty stomach to feel good enough to finish that 18 pack with no heartburn.
>nb4 anon just detox and stop drinking, no I don't want to

>>10975242
Because bakeries are making mock skittles and twinkies right? Her instagram shows she clearly knows how to bake well

>>10624374
I ate 3 eggs in the morning today and nothing else just an energy drink in the evening how is that 3000 calories?

>>10389325
>post big smelly man feet
Disgusting like Vegemite

>>9862794
>VS Code

>>9683773
>the absolute pathetic shit people will do for youtube views

>going through drive through with friend
>he's incredibly awkard and has a shakey voice
ISHYGDDT

Do Non Americans really not know what a truck stop is?

mum burnt my scrambled eggs again

>>9188141
What's the difference between greek yoghurt and regular yoghurt?
in Greece everything is just yoghurt
>no American yoghurt

>>9157866
people shit on the steve threads but are happy to post in this

>>9149944
>>9149314
so i should pour hot water on my cold beverage if I use honey?
I'll try stevia or sugar

>>9146477
>melonposters worse than frogposters

>>9139668
>sweetie

oh it's the coffee addiction thread again

>>9114825
your cocktails like to teach people how to make drinks at home?
that's pretty awesome

I am chronically ill and tired as fuck all the time. What are some easily prepared healthy foods I can make or buy? Trying to eat really healthy but I'm too tired to make proper meals all the time and I just go without food and end up missing meals instead