/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>turned on the wrong stove
>melted my spatula

>creamy

>>9490082
>7 years ago
>be 17 year old shitkid
>go with 5 or 6 friends to Denny's at 2am
>ordered a single cup of coffee among all of us
>tfw they have free refills
>a friend dared me to drink as many cups as I can
>ended up refilling 12 cups
>incomingcaffineoverdose.djvu
>waitress was pissed as fuck
>told us to fuck off and pay
>we didn't
>she threatened to call the cops on us
>we flipped her off and left
>went home and slept
>woke up 2 days later in a hospital
>sister told me that I didn't wake up the day after the Denny's run and got worried
>she checked up on me and found that apparently my breathing/heart stopped for a while and she called the ambulance
>mfw