/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4691522
So terribly sorry that our productivity levels are causing you offense by making us look far better than you Yuropoors.

>>4319838
this

>Traveling across US
>Invited by two friends in NY to dinner.
>Sit and dine restaurant in the city
>Waiter comes to the table
>What can I get for you gentlemen this evening ?
>I order the roasted quail with balsalmic reduction and a microgreen salad
>first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes
>second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie (his vernacular for sandwhich) macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles
>15 min later
>waiter returns with our food
>friend asks me if I want to try a fry
>say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it
>he looks at me in confusion
>asks me what I'm doing
>starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested
>empties another one into the bowl
>asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl
>grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them
>stars moving them around the table making airplane noises
>BRRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOOO, VOOOOOSH
>dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red
>has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop
>tells me "that's how ain't no faggot eats sum fries"
>other friend says "praise jesus"
>other friend starts clapping
>soon the entire restaurant is clapping
>first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth
>man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming "YEEE HAW" repeatedly

Best vacation of my life.

/ck/ I need patriotic food ideas for an Election Day party. I can't do an apple pie, someone else is bringing one, and now I'm stuck for ideas.

Something relatively simple but patriotic and easy to eat at a party...any ideas?

>>3833765
The American dream right there, baby