/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7850743
You should see what I did to the oven :)

Drank a bottle of makers mark.. got blackout drunk and woke up on the kitchen floor to a million pieces of some sort of glass. Took for fucking ever to clean up and I still haven't replaced it. If my landlord sees the oven hes gonna flip shit.

>>7809808
thats pretty funny... everytime I go out to breakfast with the senpai to village inn I have to shit once I get in the car. Damn diner eggs :)

>>7749269
oi wanker I bet you live on the dole, fuckin your sister and wankin off a paki.

>>7602043
Try the BK lounge. Heard you can have it your way.

>>7598555
DONT MIND ME JUST GONNA COOK ME BOYS EGGS IN MOTOR OIL

>>7597776
Prepare to feel like you want to die. It seems like common sense until you actually feel what it does to your entire body.
Starts off stupid hot so you swallow it thinking thats the end... no no my friend thats just the start. Your esophagus is on fire for a few minutes and stays that way, then your abdomen wants to explode, then your belly is just a shitstorm until it reaches your innocent bunghole. You might as well have a loaf of bread and a bowl of milk to dip it in and then dab your ass for a few hours. Would not recommend.

>>7594245
This... drank almost an entire fifth one night. So blackout drunk I pissed my pants and woke up on the floor with food spilled everywhere. That smell of gin man... that smell is death

>>7576682
You can get butt hurt all you want, but the candy that you enjoy is not sold in the USA. So calm down and stuff your face with the crap your country makes.