/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Too much dairy. I turn into a human bagpipe. My farts are loud and wet-sounding and they explode out when I sneeze or cough too hard or bend over in just the right way. I fucking hate it, because love icecream and cheese so much.

Side note: They don't make me assplode, but green peppers, cucumbers and those types of vegetables will make me burp and "taste" them for the rest of the day.

I don't know why my body hates being happy.