/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15057179
Meowdy

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity

>>14309239
Id let her farm my cucumber if you catch my drift

>>14251649
>non-stick aluminum
>lasts forever
Modern shit is lucky to last 10 years. You're better off buying vintage American shit on eBay because if it has already lasted a lifetime and is still in good shape it will definitely outlive you.

>>14248026
>neither of them are jewish

>>14222222
Very American.
>talking about where to score smack on a cooking/food board.
This checks out.

hahaha guys look at this picture i found of a cat wearing a cowboy hat lmao how did they get him to wear that??

>>12907567
I'm never worried about sneaking food into the theatre. I am however worried I'll get caught with my concealed carry.

>>11828711
>>11828729
Shine on, you corn syrup diamonds.

>started a heavy DNP cycle
>if I drink I might actually die
>friends want me to go to a bar with them tonight

playing the devil's game, boys

>>9944950
What a great job that would be. A personal shopper. Get paid to fuck around in supermarkets for a probably decent wage. You could undoubtedly slip some items for yourself into the mix and live on a permanent discount. Sounds like a fucking dope career, teebeehaitch.

>>9672914
i would be a loyal friend to ya and help to clean your apartment
but please tell me its name, give me a reason to Smile

Is butter sweet or savory?

>>8919403
Only if I can have it for free.

>>8595654
Holy shit anon, that sounds terrible.

Here to hoping you get a day off soon

mukbang thread got deleted. the fuck. post more of it.