/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14583381
Enough for God's sake, no one cares about your politics!!! Go back to /pol/. Leftist tranny pedophile Hillary voting freak.

Anyway, does anyone here do crunchy peanut butter in satay sauce? It's delicious.

>>14280495
Learning to please grown men as a little boy. Getting fed meth and being mounted by dogs. Being turned into a dangerous pervert.

>>14199676
Last weekend I was diagnosed with severe schizophrenia and taco bellend disorder. Ended up nude under a freeway bridge covered in retired beans.

Barely breathing and highly seasoned.

>>14179995
THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT THE FAGGOT WHOPPER

HAHA HAHAAAAHA

>>14162754
... is that poo in the fries?

>>14142893
Haha wow that's a lot of hotdogs!

You've been busy. I love hotdogs too because the shape reminds me of a stiff penis. Hot DOG! Woof woof. Poz my neg hole.

>>13990911
Sometimes the simplest food is the best. A delicious pasta. It's easy. It's cheap. Why fuss?

Bacon, basil, parmesan? It's your choice. Being kidnapped and fucked, spread eagled on concrete and fucked hard by AIDS infected homeless cunts? Your choice. When I was 12 years old my older brother came in my mouth and forced me to smoke crack and snort Halcion.

It's your choice. Cook the way you like. It's a real sense of occasion.

>>13964339
I'd release it. I'd set it free. Apologise to the fush and then set it free. Set it free.

I've been in my pyjamas watching the television huffing gasoline from a mason jar and its revealed to me the fish must be set free.

>>13935087
A bird flew into my open window then and was pecking at my foreskin because I wasn't wearing any underwear.

The bird has since flown off and I'm still in a state of shock.