/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17063260
don't forget bozongos

>>16575316
having an affair while on a business trip to italy newman

Made a simple shrimp pasta last year for me and the lady. I think Valentine's Day was on a Thursday, so it was just another day. Pasta was pretty good, though. I think she ended up throwing on one of her corsets and some stockings that night. Not sure if related to said pasta.

>>14895536
they just brought them back by me

God i hate korean baking videos so so much. The fucking overly sterile environmemt, the asmr of batter mixing makes my skin crawl and the pretentiosness of it all makes me mad. Like fuck off, it is a cake not a fucking art piece. Thanks for reading my blogpost

>>14303220
yes I'm using layman's terms to describe the effect of negative osmotic pressure on fucking bacterial cells, drier meaning LESS WET meaning there is MORE solute in this case, wetter meaning the literal presence of solvent like water or cytoplasm.

>>13808215

>>12836474
I don't know if you're just saying this as a joke but 3 years ago the winter lasted like 6 weeks longer than usual here. I was sitting in the town square as the snow was finally starting to melt. The local news station was going around and doing interviews with people sitting on the picnic tables and shit. This young hot chick was the "reporter". She came up to me and asked if I wanted to be on TV. I said "no" and she kept pushing it and eventually told the camera man to "roll".

>so the snow is melting, finally. Tee hee. How does it make you feel"?
>nervous
>why does it make you nervous?
>they're probably gunna find the bodies....
She stopped talking to me and harassed some young family who were otherwise having a good time. They didn't air my segment. I've never killed anyone, rcmp, I was just fucking with some young hot chick who wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

>>11557034
>>11557044

>>10202571
>cuckltures
...he says shortly before he logs off an American website, shuts down his America-brand computer, puts his American smartphone in his pocket, puts on his American-brand hoodie, puts in his American earbuds to listen to American music, walks past an American military base, stops by a good ol’ American Subway, and then finishes the afternoon by watching an American film at the cinema

>>9546618
Mfw I get the Icelandic water from my tap

>>8587337

>>8355053
No offense anon but your genes should never be spread further then they have by your existence.

>>8318364
>>8318336
creampie porn has a really solid amount of mom/stepmom scenarios

>>7949358
>less delicious
I disagree. they're all great.

>>7872202
i need to see a cross-section of this... thing.

>>7738049
fucking love onion buns.

>>7455294
I like canned tuna and sardines a lot. Most of my fish are that and rainbow trout I catch.

>>7449175
The classic
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
post

>>7427549
looks good, op.
would eat / 10

If we're gonna do anything to this man it better be this

>>7132246
>>7132246
>>7132246

He knows about his health issues and made multiple videos about it but claims he can beat the burger challenge lets see if he can do it

>>7027860
how do you know what dog food tastes like?

>>7013357
i would eat the fuck out of these sandwiches