/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17156921
Yeah that sounds like internal bleeding and that's not super uncommon with heavy drinkers and it's pretty bad. Luckily never experienced this personally, but go see a fucking doctor. You're not OK.

>>17029023
Is that a fucking doily?

This distilled water bullshit again.

>>16672843
Directions to the nearest suicide booth please.

>>16658741
Buying a single chip has to be the gayest thing on the planet and Provincetown and Brazil exist.

>>16662981
>sharing food with women who you don't provide you with regular sex

>>16654231
I legitimately fucking hate weddings and have turned down several invitations. I'm dreading the day my best friend is gonna get married. I've told him with all seriousness, but I think he still thinks that I'm joking. I am not joking when I say that I'd rather go to a funeral than a wedding, I can't fucking stand them.

>>16504695
Used to be OK back in the day, now it's expensive, the sandwiches are tiny and it's a lot dirtier than it used to be. It's shit.

>>16132817
>and the founder was a decent guy who actually cared about his employees
Oh not really. Maybe at one point, but he's been a really out of touch wealthy faggot for years. He's been actively pushing for worse healthcare not just for team members but for Americans because "food heals everything". He's a piece of trash with a very punchable face. Fuck John Mackey, I hope his tiny dick falls off.

>>15941802
That steak is cooked beyond well done anon

>>15730762
>lee kum kee
Yeah if you want your hoisin/oyster/soy/everything else they make sauce to taste nothing like it should taste.

>>15508638
You didn't really cook it, guy.

>>15418597
>mom boils chicken when I was a kid
>boiled everything, boiled beef
>cooked pasta for like 20 minutes so it's always soggy
>hate meat growing up
>thought I hated chicken until I started eating some properly cooked food in my teens
She's such a dumb cunt. Other than soups and like fried fish she can't cook a single thing right.

I found dead worms in my rice package so I don't know about you but I feel like washing it is necessary just to make sure that there's nothing weird in the bag.

>>13580977
>>13580995
well shit, now I feel like a dummy for not doing such a basic thing, thanks for the advice

How the fuck do people actually smoke a pack a day?