/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There is a beautiful woman is the house with me I'm 90 miles from home and she seems down to screw around. Should I? I would be cheating on my girlfriend of 6 years but she wouldn't know and this girl is so fine. What do I do? Should I seal the deal?

>>9237329

listen here you little faggot.

the fact is that people who recognize that homosexuals are mentally ill perverts provide the best service, and make the best chicken sandwiches. why is that, you might ask. it's very simple. if you're too stupid to realize that men shouldn't have sex with men, you're too stupid to know when the chicken is perfectly golden crisp. you're too stupid to see who will provide you with the most delicious chickens and the softest buns. If you're too stupid to not suck dicks, you're too stupid to provide cheerful customer service.

and now you realize why 99% of fags are disgusting, slovenly freaks who are completely fucking retarded and incapable of any skill or talent.

you know what else? fags can't drive cars really good. they can't play guitar really good. they can't hit a target with a rifle really good. they're useless.

normal, healthy people are a delicious, hot, crispy, juicy, tender chick-fil-a sandwhich. faggots are mcchickens - a pale imitation, made cheaply and carelessly.