/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6302960
>muh munny's worth!

You're one of those people who shits himself with rage when they see a picture of a plate from a nice restaurant and you can actually see some of the surface of the plate, aren't you.

Here, have some trigger material.

>oh my god what if the next plate doesn't come? I might die because Real Men like me require 7,500 kcal per day!

This is what would actually go through your mind if you ever went to a place like that.