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>>19187327
>I'm totally NOT homophobic, a closet fag and fear the dick almost as much as I crave it. (almost)

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>>19051722
>Why is this?
Because you touch yourself at night, and that make Jesus cry.

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>>18635050
>It founded western civilization
Oh, fuck no.
If anything, you could credit followers of the Greek gods with creating democracy.

>>18636064
>either there's salvation in Christ or not.
Christians like to _say_ there is, but every church out there has some set of rules we all have to follow to avoid eternal damnation.
Catholic God says it's OK to go to a church with statues, but eating meat on a Friday will get you sent to hell.
Baptist God says eating meat on Friday is OK, but going to a church with statues will get you sent to hell.
If I can still go to hell for my sins, how exactly did J.C. die for my sins?

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>>18616273
>>18616265
>>18616240
IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!
I AM THE LORD THY GOD, AND THESE FAITHS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT PLEASE ME!!!!!!!
ALL OTHERS MUST BURN FOREVER IN THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!!

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>>18537821
What do you think a wrap is?
Jebbus, help this poor soul.

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>>18373668
>Jesus made it clear that all foods are good to eat.
He also said as long as heaven and earth existed, the old laws still apply, hence the conflict.

>you intentionally left out the most important part of this quote
Read my post again, Christfag.
>>18373646
>until everything is accomplished
A pretty vague statement anyone could interpret however they like.
How convenient for you that _your_ interpretation lets you eat shrimp, crab and lobster.

A side note: most modern Jews feel free to ignore stuff like killing rape victims, killing anyone who tries to convert you to a different faith, etc, etc. And yet they don't believe in the new covenant.

>>18373668
>nothing more than an internet troll.
Wow, another interpretation that's convenient for you.

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>>16507442
>Exactly. By law we are condemned.
This is my big problem with Christfags.
"God made you such a horribly imperfect being that from the very moment of your conception, you are deserving of eternal torture, punishment and torment, because of God's decision (he makes the rules after all), BUT HE LOVES YOU!!, and the only way to avoid the lake of fire is to go to MY church, and not any of those other churches that make the exact same claim."
I don't WANT there to be a lake of fire, but if there is, every single Christian has signed up for it.

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>>14094508
>but how said you, you huge raging faggot.
So, your go-to for venting your anger is still man-on-man buttsex, balls sapping balls while you work your "frustrations" out, huh?

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