/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Go to grocery store
>See grocery jester, didn't think they were still employed in this pandemic
>Ignore jester and continue my shoping
>Suddenly hear bells behind me
>I'm too late to react and the grocery jester fucking rips my face mask off and starts running
>I try to catch the fucker but he's too fast for me
>While chasing him he knocks down my shopping cart which alerts security and the manager
>Manager comes screaming at me why I'm not wearing a mask and charges me for all the shit that spilled from my cart even thought the grocery jester is the one that knocked it over
>Get escorted out of the grocery store by security for not wearing a mask all while the whole store laughs at me and that fucking grocery jester starts floss dancing with my mask in his hands
Why the fuck do grocery store hire grocery jesters again?

>turn down aisle
>the Jester makes eye contact with you
How do you respond /ck/?

ITT: Grocery Store Stories

>go to the grocery to store to pick up some ingredients since I was going to cook a lasagna for my hot albanian date
>I zig zag through the isles grabbing all of the ingredients to avoid "him"
>when I slow down I try my best not to do the virgin walk and make myself a target
>as I get within 10 feet within the cashier I slip and slide on the floor right into a table with samples of glue
>The damned jester noticed me and pissed in front of the check out

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>go to the grocery to store to pick up some ingredients since i was going to cook a lasagna for my hot albanian date
>i zigzag through the isles grabbing all of the ingredients to avoid the jester
>as i get within 10 feet within the cashier i slip and slide on the floor right into a table with samples of glue

the damned jester noticed me and pissed in front of the cashiers station

ITT: Times you had a run-in with the grocery store jester
>go to the grocery to store to pick up some ingredients since I was going to cook a lasagna for my hot albanian date
>I zig zag through the isles grabbing all of the ingredients to avoid the jester
>when I slow down I try my best not to do the virgin walk and make myself a target
>as I get within 10 feet within the cashier I slip and slide on the floor right into a table with samples of glue
>The damned jester noticed me and pissed in front of the check out