/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18037287
>>18038248
based
>>18038250
sweet mother of cringe

>Broccoli? I put hot sauce on that
>Pizza? I put hot sauce on that
>Filet mignon? I put hot sauce on that
>Ice cream sundaes? I put hot sauce on that
>Chow mein? I put hot sauce on that
>Spaghetti Bolognese? I put hot sauce on that
>Arepas? I put hot sauce on that
>Cincinnati chili? I put hot sauce on that
>Greek salad? I put hot sauce on that
>Red beans and rice? I put hot sauce on that
>Yogurt? I put hot sauce on that
>Fried bologna sandwiches? I put hot sauce on that
>Tiramisu? I put hot sauce on that
>Takoyaki? I put hot sauce on that
>Chana saag? I put hot sauce on that
>Mashed potatoes? You bet your sweet ass I put hot sauce on that!
>Heck, I put hot sauce on heckin EVERYTHING

>Woah! Have you tried the Yellow kind!?

>>17240837
Just imagine how many hot sauces he has tasted over the years. I bet his taste buds are complete blown out like an old hooker's rectum from the amount of scolvilles they've been subjected to.

>*glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug* AAAAAAAHHHHH now THAT'S the stuff

>Frank's Red Hot? Lmao don't waste my heckin timerino, dude. I brought some ACTUAL hot sauce with me
*loud SSSCCCCRRRTTTTCCCHHing of Velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Now THIS *holds up Sriracha bottle* this is a REAL heckin hot sauce

>DUDE i just LOVE the heat and spice of my hot sauce collection, it’s so HECKIN HOTERINO and makes me feel like i’m a HECKIN BADASS MANLY BEARD MAN. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice high scolville Captain McGoober's XXX Anal Fissure Sauce or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this SECRET AARDVARK and pop open another one!!!

>mmmmmmmmmmm hot sauce