/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14964732
>>14964680
Guys can we just put aside our differences and accept the objective fact that rodents are superior to all other animals?

>>14911950
No I raise ducks, and even though I slaughter and eat some, she was not meant to be slaughtered. I regularly fed the ducks tomatoes but one day we fed them some tomatoes that were poorly stored and went bad and she ate a bunch. We suspect due to how quickly and the way she died that she got posined from the bad tomatoes (either botulism or something else that renders the duck inedible). I was really upset because it was a waste, but I was considering doing an autopsy before disposing of the body so we put her rigormortised corpse in a bucket. I got a kick out of it and took a pic. The next day she was starting to putrify and ducks stink when u open their chest cavities fresh so I decided I would just compost her next to my bros grave as an offering. My mouse baby loved duck fat.
>>14911953
Yeah I knew that when I got him, still feels bad. He was almost 2 but due to bad genetics (dont get mice from the pet store, go to a reputable breeder) he started falling apart from genetic issues at around 20 months (he might have been up to 23 months because he was an adult when I got him and had been at the store for a while). I took him to a couple vets (which meant driving 6+hours) and they couldn't figure it out. I knew mice don't live long but I didn't anticipate that he would be such a god damn bro. Best pet ever hands down. Nah, more than a pet. Definitely more than just a mouse. He was the best.

>>14823200
You don't have a forest made of food... do you?

>>14579960
based and rat pilled

>>14158928
How many farms have you actually been to? Like, I actually LIVE on a farm, grow crops, and talk to farmers everyday. I probably have a better idea whats going on than you do in your micro apartment in the city trying to justify consuming so much without producing so much as a radish.

>>13971953
You knew what I meant when I said grass fed.

You know I meant pasture raised their entire life (aside from in barns during extreme weather, depending on the breed and location), and even field killed. This does exist, but the consumer has to seek it out or become a producer. You don't need to be a millionaire to have a handful of cows, or find a regenerative farmer you can support directly by investing in a cow share.

>>13966185
i dont even know wtf that is, but if it was in my kitchen I would pour a bit of wine and broth in there and loosen it up and save it to use in soup and gravy and shit.

>>13965712
Yep! Been wanting to leave for a while and I have been camping out at my boyfriends dads farm for almost a decade now. Neither of us like the city. I regret not doing this a long time ago.

>>13960125
Got some drumsticks marinating in seasoned buttermilk, then gonna flour them and deep fry them

I'll tell you the same thing I'd tell a homosexual trying to trying to convert to heterosexuality and is craving some serious dick:

Get that meat and don't let anyone make you feel ashamed about it.

>>13947194
>Barbara O'Neill is an Australian naturopath and lecturer on health issues who, in 2019, was banned for life by the New South Wales Health Care Complaints Commission from providing free or paid health services.

Seems legit.

>>13927079
WOAH I'm feelin nostalgic.