/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13758196
what did I do to deserve this

>At lunchtime, when other kids unwrapped their sandwiches or bought their hot meals, Brian and I would get out books and read. Brian told everyone he had to keep his weight down because he wanted to join the wrestling team when he got to high school. I told people that I had forgotten to bring my lunch. No one believed me, so I started hiding in the bathroom during lunch hour. I'd stay in one of the stalls with the door locked and my feet propped up so that no one would recognize my shoes.


>When other girls came in and threw away their lunch bags in the garbage pails, I'd go retrieve them. I couldn't get over the way kids tossed out all this perfectly good food: apples, hard-boiled eggs, packages of peanut-butter crackers, sliced pickles, half-pint cartons of milk, cheese sandwiches with just one bite taken out because the kid didn't like the pimentos in the cheese. I'd return to the stall and polish off my tasty finds.

I was told that Flip food sucks and is the worst in Asia
>friends and me agrees to visit Philippines due to their beautiful beaches and great scenery
>when we get there, the first day I try my best to have my friends avoid restaurants that serve local food
>fails
>we end up at some restaurant at our beach resort that specialize in the local food
>"hahaha guys look at this, chopped pig face fried in pigs brain, whoever eats it gets 50 bucks from me" or something like that
>fuck it, 50 bucks is worth it
>orders it
>it's served on a hot plate, smells delicious
>takes a spoonful of it with rice

and at that moment, I realized you fuckers were wrong. It was delicous as fuck. I also tried their whole roasted pork which was GOAT, some sort of satayish stuff, some sour soups, some curry-like stuff and tomato stews but I can't recall any of their names

>go to family owned mexican resteraunt
>order a smothered burrito
>sit down to eat
>dig in, pretty good so far
>get to the rice
>wait, what's that?
>peas
>in the rice
>in mexican food
>try not to puke as I get up and leave

>tfw i live with my muslim dad and can no longer eat bacon and sausages with me eggs and beans

>tfw you accidentally cooked dinner using a serrano pepper instead of a jalapeno
>the entire dish is ruined and inedible
This is the second fucking time. I'm sick of the produce clerks at the store not properly compartmentalizing their peppers. Is there any way to salvage this dish?