/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8777845

>see nasty thing in drink
>tell myself I'll just avoid it until there's only a little water left
>a few minutes later
>finish the glass without thinking
>realize what I've done

>tfw my mom's preferred way of preparing chicken breasts is to microwave them until cooked through no salt no seasoning

>mfw she prepares chicken breast at least 3 times a week

are those hearths of Turkish citizens?

>>8000561
>microwaving chicken breasts
People actually do this?

>>6715543
>>6714921
>>6716249
Shit, now I want ice cream.

How does /ck/ feel about Asians and their psychotic tendancies?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTUPHExilFk

>>6553817
I haven't named it yet.
>Grill 1 pork chop
>Grill 1 pineapple ring
>Cook 2 slices of bacon cut in half, too long otherwise
>Layer meat and pineapple, then drizzle high melting temp chocolate on
>Flip and cover other side
>Cut glazed doughnut in half, put chocolate patty on, use peanut butter instead of BBQ
This is my diabetic abomination unto humanity.
What does /ck/ think?

>>6542190
What happened to that poor gorilla?

>>6388888
>Those quints
I don't care how right I am, I concede my point.

>>6229918
>1200 - 1500 calories of alcohol, you are on the fast track to diabetes
Americans actually believe it's healthy to inject 1200-1500 liquid carbohydrate calories on top of whatever else they're ingesting to cause an insulin spike on the daily, and it will in no way cause type II diabetes later on in life.

>>6206108
>6ft
>160lbs
>skellington
Americans actually believe this.
You must be from the DEEP DEEP south to have something that fucking stupid come out of your mouth.

>go to burger joint
>has a coke freestyle machine
>try vanilla cherry coke
>mfw

>>6155699
His argument, not mine.
> I eat a carb heavy diet, probably something like 60/20/20 (carb, fat, protein) and I've never been fat in my life
Talk to him about it, not me. He made the argument that since one person is thin on a carb diet, my diet must be not be healthy, not me.
>>6155702
I just posted my favorite carb foods for when I do my monthly carb bomb. I love doughnuts and lemon bars. I'm not going to say pic unrelated every post.
>So if you acknowledge that a caloric deficit is what allows weight loss whether you're eating carbs or fat, what's all this keto business about?
Key word, weight loss, not fat loss. On a keto diet, you'll lose fat, but you may gain muscle. A caloric deficit is going to be the only thing that is going to make someone lose weight. You really did ignore my words even after you green text them....
>The whole, and I'll repeat myself this one last time, is too MAXIMIZE FAT LOSS and MINIMIZE MUSCLE LOSS
Are you seriously not getting this? What part are you not getting? I'm trying to help you understand me. All I'm trying to do is get down to 8% BF before my bulk, and I could drop WEIGHT with a carby diet, but if I did that, I would have to drop a lot more weight because the weight I would lose would also be muscle as well as fat. Refer to the green text, MINIMIZE MUSCLE LOSS, MAXIMIZE FAT LOSS.
Seriously, do you STILL not understand this?
Please tell me you do, this is getting pathetic.

>>6135201
Is that a deep fried tarantula?