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>enjoy the drink, sometimes a bit too much
>join a new company
>IT giant corporate monstrocity
>read the policies before first day
>over 9000 lines about alcohol use and drug tests and whatnot
>"jesus christ I'm going to go insane in this place"
>first day
>my new coworkers show me a wardrobe fully stocked with alcohol of all kinds
>team 20m away has beer tasting club meeting every week
>main lounge area in the office has a beer tap
>people can't stop making alcohol/alcoholism jokes
>wherethefuckami.gif
>this is too much even for me
>play along for a while
>gradually start hating alcohol because of the alcohol culture around me

Nowadays I just go home and smoke weed on weekends/fridays.

Maybe it's for the better.

Obviously a Prairie Oyster.