/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12352571
Just because someone says "it's time to choose" does not mean I am required to do so.

Only I decide when it will be time to choose.

>another brainlet in my earshot claims humans are omnivores

wrong, brainlet. Humans are herbivores. Stop claiming otherwise in my earshot.

It's indicative of the lowest form of personality when someone criticizes people for simply enjoying things. Akin to the Grinch, sitting in his cave and stewing about all the happy who's down in whoville. It's most commonly observed with steak and beer.

I want to start a restaurant that just does things in really strange ways to make people feel unnerved or whatever, it'd be more memorable than being a cookie cutter restaraunt clone of every other restaurant. mostly little things though.

>no soap dispensers, I leave a bar of soap in a dish in the bathrooms.

Maybe they should install those futon couches and actually feed me by hand. That'd be interesting, I'd probably pay for that to be done to me once. I doubt I'd make it a habit though, seems like a hassle to go out and degrade waitresses daily.

i like rare threads

>>8658700
oh I'm sure someone here can help you. Have you tried a rolling pin?

>>8550985
Asuka is my waifu.