/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5580489
Blackmarket burgers.

>>5452141
I remember how my parents got mad to me pretty often because i almost allways ate the end pieces of pretty much any bread first like baguettes etc etc.

Then again this thread is about american "bread" so go figure.

>Yale student claims university threatened to suspend her if she didn’t gain weight

>At 5’2”, Chan weighs just 92 lbs, but she argued that she’s always been very skinny – just like her parents and grandparents were at her age.

>Chan, a 20-year-old history major, said she has been fighting with the university for months over her weight, claiming Yale threatened to put her on a medical leave of absence if she didn’t put on enough pounds.

>“It felt really bad to be this powerless,” Chan told the New Haven Register. “I ate ice cream twice a day. I ate cookies. I used elevators instead of walking up stairs. But I don’t really gain any weight.”

Have any other American non-fatties (inb4 oxymoron) on /ck/ been suspended or otherwise punished for being skinny?

How common is this in America? How else are skinny people treated differently? I am fit, would I have problems visiting?

My fiancee works in a lab and in Sept a post-doc came from 'murkkka. Her husband doesn't know anyone and I was pressured to "make friends" with him to make their transition to Glorious Canada better.

I constantly fuck with the guy and break his balls whenever I can. Asking shit about the Patriot Act, school shootings (now military base shootings lol), gay marriage, racism, the religious right, civilian spying and all that hilarious stuff.

I can see he gets pissed and tries to avoid the discussion but I keep at him just for shits and giggles. He's an alright guy, I just don't need another friend and like to bust his balls.

They are coming to our place for Easter dinner and I wanted to make a gag dish to fuck with him. We will be having either lamb or duck for dinner, but I wanted to do bring out a plate of deep-fried Snickers bars, bring out a plate of fried chicken and waffles specially for him, put a bottle of Mountain Dew at his seat or something like that. Maybe deep-fried Cadbury eggs?

What are some funny American foods? I don't want something that is too time-consuming (fried chicken is probably the most work I'll do) and it should be ludicrous to eat at an Easter dinner. Thanks /ck/

What does /ck/ make of this?
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CHEESE_FIGHT

leave it to amerifats to reinvent the cheeseburger