/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because my MIL hated cooking and therefore was a selfish bitch and never taught her daughters a literal survival skill like cooking food. Ya know, one of the things you only need to do literally every single fucking day of your life. If I didn't cook we'd be eating chips/kraft bluebox/chipotle everyday until we died of scurvy or homelessness because of being poor from eating out. Also it's fun to cook stuff and she has a vagina/tits/ass and is my best friend so it works out lol

I buy the $12.49 boxed Chardonnay from Costco and hide my alcoholism from my wife by drinking it out of an opaque Nalgene. Be a real fucking man instead of this gay 'drinking with other men' shit lol.

>>17124413
When I did my little stint of Target seasonal work that every one of us does, my go to was frozen meatballs (on sale) on hoagie rolls with the meatballs cut in half with parm of some kind and the store provided Franks.

That stuff got me through that shitty ass season before the higher ups decided to be retarded and decide that people who were specifically hired to do stock/grocery people needed to also walk their way to the front and do faggy ass cashier and bag shit that you could hire any crackhead bitch off the street for and took 1/3rd of the training as their Zebra-device Hide-And-Seek library program apparently took. I don't miss being 23.

>>17067326
For some reason despite having a benis, went through a span of time where I ate these like it was a fucking pregnancy craving. Now they're just ok.