/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I am cooking brisket
It is wrapped but now it is stuck at 83 Celsius for an hour
Thought I was going to be able to eat it for lunch

>eating wings with a cut on my thumb

>eating wings with a cut on my thumb

>>16881214
fucking tease

>>16853975
Well that's rather rude.

>>16811271
unironically this. watched his first wife wither away from cancer, so now the opposite signals health and well-being to him. truly touching.

>>16800486
>not going with the obvious 'skullzone'

>>14552723
My school nurse forgot to use ice during my circumcision

>>14475920
Jack... Not you...

>Why did you burn my pancakes, dad?

>>13459638
For real? Last time I had sex was the best and most passionate. Probably because the night before we went to a concert, I got hammered and afterwards I told her how much I hate niggers, wish she wanted to live up north where I’d work full time and she could be a stay at home mom doing all of her cutesy art stuff at our farmhouse out in the country, that she was dumb for not having a plan when she graduated college in a year, and how much I disliked she kept claiming she never wanted to have kids. Like I said, I was hammered and really didn’t remember anything until I woke up and was like “fuuuuuckkkk”. Of course we weren’t going to last after that, but god damn the breakup sex was good. I still miss her, pretty sure she’s going to be the one who got away and I regret for the rest of my life.

>>12889057

>tfw last bite of delicious burrito