/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19322330
>Fuck off with the New Haven pizza meme. You lost, New Haven pizza isn't a thing. It's just New York style pizza, call it what it is. The term "New Haven style" only exists to give people an artificial sense of pride in their shitty, meaningless city. Every mid sized city in the United States has something like this, some sort of regional dish they can claim as part of their shithole's identity. I would know, I'm from Rochester, NY where everyone jerks off over garbage plates, which are fucking disgusting piles of slop.
>>b-but the style of pizza that would become New York style originated in New Haven
>And if it was any good New York style wouldn't have had to exist, but it wasn't any good so New York style came to be. If a pizza (or any dish) is to claim to be its own special variety, then it needs to have significant differences to the structure or ingredients. Obviously Chicago deep dish would be its own variety of pizza. New Haven pizza is just oblong New York style, the only thing setting it apart is the chef fucking up when he slides it into the oven.

>>18957760
>touches plastic phone
>touches plastic keyboard
>touches plastic dildo