/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19210746

>>16126962
>plastic tips

>be me
>good boy tryna share my scotch with the pops
>have a sip or two before he comes to "check up on me"
>offer him some if i have it poured
>nigger knocks back the whole glass
EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME!!!!

>literal Diageo salesman itt

>taps the knife

>>10410367
>computer parts assembled in china
>programming invented by a german
>internet created by a polish jew

>>9839177
>panda express
>really obscure

>>9557942
>garbage fish
>precooked shrimp
>chinese poison
yeah what "great deal" you got there

>>8816889
>>8816898
FPBP

>>8701639
>no milk
wew lad

>>8230191
>knollol

I'd make wine or juice out of them, perhaps even sparkling drinks

>>8112548
>al dente
Not superior al dente al pacchetto

>>8070452
>Garbage can lid

>>7869559

Cooking fuck ups thread? I'll start.

>be me
>have 6 overripe bananas
>decide to make banana bread
>recipie calls for 3 bananas, so double everything, might as well make more and save some for the week
>last time i made banana bread i forgot to grease the pan and it stuck BAD.
>batter is a little thick, go to fridge to get some milk and butter to grease the pan with
>grease loaf pan and add milk to batter to thin it out
>this is a lot of batter
>loaf pan isn't that big, and i don't want to make two batches
>decide to try making it in a 12x16 pan and cut it into bars
>dump batter in
>mfw gently pushing batter into pan and realizing i didn't grease it.

Only time will tell how much i fug'd up. It's baking now.

>she never eats the food she makes and when asked to taste it because it tastes like shit she says "I don't eat that."

>>6964911

>>6610504
How I long for its embrace...

>>6052797