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>>19481874
>American chocolate

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>>18988114
>88% lean 12% fat

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>>18919002
Reminder that 95% of scotch distilleries are owned by multi-national corporations, import barley from countries overseas such as Turkey and Egypt, do the malting offsite, buy peat from other regions of Britain, use lab-created yeast for their mash, use barrels made from American or Spanish wood, and add caramel coloring to the final product.

The only thing authentic about any particular region or scotch distillery is the water or copper stills, both of which could hardly be said to contribute any unique flavor profile to the scotch over any other distillery.

The only thing that gives a scotch an authentically unique flavor profile that is not imported from elsewhere is the process by which the components are put together, i.e. smoked peat, grain ratios, etc. This is a process, which has nothing to do with utilizing the resources of the terroir.

All of this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the over-insistence that each distillery possesses a unique terroir. French wine for example has much stricter requirements for the definition of something like Champagne. If the grapes don't come from Champagne, it is not Champagne.

You are buying a good that is being sold to you as a goodgoy lifestyle product, like a bottle of Armani cologne. There is nothing uniquely Scottish to a bottle of scotch whisky in 2023. It is a globohomo product that is purposefully aimed toward the same soijaks who buy Bespoke Post and Beard Oil and wax philosophic dilletantism about the "delicious" and "complex" smokey peat flavor of Islay malts while looking down their noses at Speyside drinkers, pretending that Don Draper is "literally me" not knowing they're all part of the same retarded, consoomerist goycattle, drinking the epitome of a fake product.

Scotch drinkers are the worst.

t. Scotch drinker

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there's a lot of fatty cope in this thread it seems
>you aren't a good cook if you don't have at least a double chin like me
as if you're fat because you cook so well and not just because you're a lazy slob that doesn't exercise.

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>>16868258
What sort of uncultured swine doesn't know how to use chopsticks by the time they're an adult? My parents taught me when I was five - first with the "baby" chopsticks.

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[ERROR]

>corn kernels in cornbread

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>>16463651
>med
>shitskin

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>>16456736
nasty ass nigga

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>>16418897
>avocado, mozzarella, AND mayo

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>>16414995
>ice cold Coca Cola
>not fanta

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>>16342366
>pizzahut and dominos that far up
I leave thread

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>reddit cookware

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>>16011097
Not my thing

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>>15902236
t. Great Plains rat

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>>15798341
>Rocky Mountain Oysters
Fucking idiots, there's no body of water over there, you can't have oysters if you are land locked. Fucking idiots.

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>>15581798
no, my beans are to strong for you traveler

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>>15541742
>I just don't get the appeal of having kids of my own.
Your ancestors fought and survived for thousands of years for you and the lineage but you just throw it all away.

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>>15515511
>wholesome
go back

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>>15389353
Oh you're just so funny. What a brilliant post.

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>>15241501
Holy shit this was so fucking upsetting. Hail to the king

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>>15209097
Oh wow, I didnt spend 2000 dollars to fly to japan and eat 5 dollar raw fish and fuck low tier skanks and feel accomplished because their eyes are slanted
>>15209147
Your only conquest to be proud of desu, sugoi gaijin-san

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