/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Blame these chucklefucks, OP.

I require your vast knowledge, /ck/.

Feel free to skip the story and refer to my question at the end.

Yesterday, I offered to take my girlfriend out to any place she wanted for a nice sit down restaurant meal. I had some extra cash this week and we've both been busy with work and school so I thought it would be nice. Anyway, out of all the places in our area, she chooses fucking California Pizza Kitchen. I didn't realize this place was actually a sit down restaurant, I've only ever had their pizza when it was picked up by someone else. I was kinda regretting her decision, but I wasn't gonna be a dick and say anything, since I said we could go wherever she wanted, and I was starving anyway. So we went there, and I'm looking at everything and decide I want pasta. It was the greasiest fucking mess of shit I've ever seen. She got the Hawaiian Jerk Pizza or something like that, looked and tasted like shit to me but she loved it. While we're eating, she asks me if I smell that. I'm like no, what is it? She says it smells like someone is farting. I give it about 15 seconds and a gust of air conditioning wafts that putrid scent over to my nostrils. For the remainder of the meal this fucking stench hung around and made everything that much worse. I'm looking around to try and find the culprit, and realize that there is nothing but minorities populating the tables around ours. It could be any one of them, dirty ass Mexicans and niggers. Then I spot it. It was little robo-nigger. Some retarded/disabled niglet in her electric wheelchair. Her parents had shoved all their bags from shopping on the backs of her wheelchair's handles. This must be the source of the butt fumes. I finally get the bill, and it's $40 for 2 mediocre meals and an awful appetizer. So, never going back there again.

My question to you /ck/ is, and I've been pondering this, is what sit down restaurant offers the best price to flavor/quality ratio? Don't bitch out and say buffets or any shit like that.