/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14926140
>>14926150
>bully me for typo delete post
TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>10090394
>Go to the restaurant alone
>I'm a couple minutes late for my reservation
>As I walk into the dining area, the clientele turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole dining room laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After finishing my meal, the entire audience mobs me outside the bathroom
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins dine out alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing drinks and refreshment mints and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Wait staff come by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Wait staff join in, start using supersoakers to shoot used frying oil at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in food, oil, and refreshment mints
>Black guy goes NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
>Crowd finally disperses
>Restaurant manager comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir

Never again.

>>10087567
delet this

>>9724572
Nobody was supposed to know