/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be like 8 years old
>have a friend over
>he tells me he's hungry
>say me too and go to the kitchen
>get out some motherfucking RITZ crackers and peanut butter and a plate
>think about the melt in your mouth deliciousness we're about to eat
>spread peanut butter on nearly every cracker from the box and put them on the plate
>down to the last few
>hurry hurry
>oh god this is gonna be so good
>spreading pb on the last one
>mum walks into the kitchen and starts yelling at me because I used the whole packet
>takes the fucking plate off the bench and goes somewhere with it
>;_;