/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12626754
But I want it to be like Disneyland

>>12334973
well...fuck.

>>12329317
now i'm sadder, i wanted this to be real

>>11503072
No, I'm breathing it. Not eating it.

>be me
>be a kid
>go camping with family for first time
>some girls come into our camping area and ask if me and my brother want to roast some mashmellows
>we go
>camp fire is huge
>the heat and smoke makes my eye tear uncontrollably
>try roasted marshmellow
>its horrible
>hold stick in hand and step away from fire to breathe and stop tearing up
>go back to roast marshmellow again because everyone else waste saying how tasty they are
>mine catches fire
>I can't put it out
>everyone panics
>I fling half a fireball, just missing someone across from me
>girls start to blow on the marshmellow trying to put it out
>one girl takes stick from me and blow on it
>its a black piece of coal
>girl eats it
>I'm still teary eyed from marshmellow smoke
>one girl thinks I'm crying
>all the other girls surround me and hug me
>"i really just don't like roasted marshmellows. im okay."
>calamity of "its okay, dont worry"
>idk what to do, I dont want to roast marshmellows ever again

>be me
>be teenager
>go to beach with girlfriend
>someone brought marshmellows to roast
>girlfriend gets mad I dont want to eat roasted marshmellows
>tell her they're gross, why does it even matter im sitting right here inhaling toxic fire fumes with you
>she gets uppity
>I grab a stick
>place marshmellow on it
>stick it in fire
>immediately start tearing up from smoke and fumes
>girlfriend thinks im crying
>tell her its the smoke and fumes
>she ridicules me
>everyone starts asking if im okay
>why do I have to explain to everyone this again
>"the smoke got in my eyes"
>girlfriend hugs me and says "its okay"
>sit there mad, thinking about how I fucking hate marshmellows
>after marshmellows, girlfriend takes me up the beach
>tell her "I wasn't fucking crying, DAMNIT, I fucking hate roasted marshmellows!"
>girlfriend makes out with me and touches my weeny with her hand
>lolwut
>she thinks im sensitive or something
>constantly begs me why I cry about roasting masrhmellows
>mfw

>be young adult... cont.

>>11186165
Please don't eat kitt-ee.

>>11186172
You fucking monster, you already butchered and processed him!

>>11179713
>texture and mouth feel doesn't exist
>proceeds to take cooked meal and blend it
>mmmm gRyaonssssssss
>yfw

>>11068635
Not the worst thing that ever happened but
>last night
>get drunk as shit
>start making tortilla chips
>forget that boiling canola oil isn't the same as slightly hot olive oil
>lick the fork
My tongue still hurts

>>11034542
Why is /ck/ so full of alcoholics?

>>10956122
>>10956182
>>10956196
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYHN-kQB7Ms

>>10946058
>used to have a lot of vegan friends (lost them for reasons unrelated to this story/unrelated to their veganism)
>we were in a band together
>would go to taco bell after or before a show
>Vegans would demand the fucking Taco Bell employees make something exactly to certain specification cuz if they got one fucking spec of beef in their teeth they would vomit i guess
>Literally takes fifteen minutes to order fucking Taco Bell food
>finally get the food
>they eat HALF or MORE of the fucking burrito before suddenly realizing it has meat or cheese in it
>go back up to the fucking counter and demand the employees make it again
>literally every fucking time

This is why I gave up on being vegetarian and am pretty turned off to vegan/vegetarian movement in general. Maybe objectively its good for the environment or whatever but it's just too fucking obnoxious for me to do or witness in daily life. Nowadays I just try to eat less meat at home and if I'm out and about not really worry about it, I always felt bad seeing the employees have to start all over on something cuz it was cross-contaminated just like 99.9 percent of fucking fast food

>>10937691
America's existence is all the evidence you need to show that at the least, if God does exist, He is not benevolent and forgiving and only created the human race out of boredom or morbid curiosity

>tfw only sports bars and shit like buffalo wild wings for young people in my town
>all of the "real" bars are for boomer cowboys and truck drivers and bikers
>only bar that doesn't fit into these two things was some expensive hipster bullshit that had to close due to the manager evading taxes

Fucking kill me