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not my mojo baby

I am a true cheese pleb so I love these mfers.

>>9613473
Every time I've had this happen to me, I've had awful diarrhea.
>>9617523
>hey guys let's all eat a chili pepper straight, it'll be easy for me probably lol
>eat chili pepper
>no initial pain, taste is really pleasant
>burning begins, start sweating a little, no big deal
>within 5 minutes my face was covered in sweat and tears
>running around blind but oddly euphoric for the amount of pain


Also:

>be me, 6 years old
>amerifat who loves whipped cream too much
>dad doesn't want me to eat that shit and get fat, so I never get to eat that much
>one day he offers me a bowl of whipped cream because apparently I get enough exercise or some excuse, who cares I'm about to eat a bowl of whipped cream
>it's not whipped cream
>eat the biggest spoonful I could fit in my mouth of sourcream
>scared off from sourcream until age 20 basically, now I love all the various dairy products