/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9910175
>>Can Sipboys and Redbullys mend fences
The SIPBOYS have already turned the other cheek after years of abuse at the hands of red bullies. You see, we are an inclusive bunch who have a common interest in seeing that our need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of our daily value of 4 different B vitamins is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. We have left a generous door wide open to the fans of other drinks. We have extended more than a single olive branch... That's why our weekly threads are GENERALS. But anti-sippers, rocktards, and red bullies always try to come in and push a sugar, calorie, and hate filled agenda.

Its not the SIPBOYS that need to mend fences. Its the antisippers that need to realize that in the new year - friendship, acceptance, and love of sugar and calorie free, lightly carbonated beverages is what should bring us together. Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle of acceptance and tolerance - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

Here's to looking forward to a less divisive 2018. Raise an Ultra™! Cheers to all!

>>9450156
Cozy is what you get when you build an inclusive culture of beneficial information and support coupled with 140 mg caffeine, 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins and a proprietary Energy Blend™.
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>>9423305
>waiting to see what's going on with that
>I drink all three of the main brands
>I usually drink the original flavor
>no replacement for the OG green can.
>Get on my [diabetic] level.
I think I found your problem, son.
...And your solution.

>>9404623
A toast to you good sir! Jolly good!
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