/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20012276
t. The Hoff

>barely fits in your mouth
>sauce gets all over your face
>ingredients slip out as you bite down
>the more you eat the less structural integrity it has
>after eating a certain amount can't put it back down or it falls over
>forced to hold it in your hand as you finish it basically disabling you
>either have to force the last large piece into your mouth
>or put the thing down and use your fingers to eat the individual pieces like a toddler
>either way it makes you look like a massive retard

We got this dank hasselhoff meme

>>7861120
>im Indian

>>7748106
Nothing better than a grape gatorade poured over ice when you are hungover and dehydrated

>corner pieces are usually crisped to a cracker-like texture
>dip in marinara sauce/ranch/hot sauce/whatever fuck you
>chow down motherfucker because corner pieces are hype

>Dip french fry
>suck off the ketchup
>dip it again and eat it

>>7686967
>nachos

Literally the worst Lunchable that exists

>>7684074
Why is Chinese Takeout chicken impossible to mimic? Its always the weirdest, squiggliest thing with jusy barely a touch of fat.

On a scale of one to ten, how much Dog am I eating?