/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13265645
>muh precious bodily fluids
>That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

>>12920608
>99.9% of medfags are wrong about the dangers of fat in the diet
The earth is flat and global warming is a chinese/jewish/atheist/catholic/sjw hoax, designed to steal precious bodily fluids, amirite?

>>12784042
>i'm a christian because I muttered a magical incantation accepting jesus as muh savior
>however, his moral and ethical teachings are nothing but globalist, gombunist, socialist, sjw, antifa furriner words designed to steal muh precious bodily fluids.
You couldn't find a real christian in the US if your life depended on it.

>>12659439
B-but virtually every climate scientist the world over is a deep state, chinese, jooish operative hellbent on making me eat crickets and stealing muh precious bodily fluids, ok?

>>12604460
B-but vegetables are a socialist, gombunist, athiest, libruhl conspiracy to contaminate precious bodily fluids.

>>11999372
>Omfg, serving healthy food paid for by taxpayers instead of fast food or garbage processed foods loaded with chemicals and hfcs to children is literally an atheist, muslim, libruhl, gombunist, socialist plot to corrupt our precious children's precious bodily fluids!

>>11967918
>b-but muh precious bodily fluids
'k

>>11967844
>muh precious bodily fluids, ok? really true
You were btfo in the 60's and here you try to squirm up, lol!

>>11935153
Don't forget muh flouride, ok?

>>11889496
>soy makes you gay
What about chemtrails and flouride? I mean c'mon, get with the program, soy is so last years boogieman! Our bodily fluids are under a full frontal assault, really true, ok?

>>11884870
>it was cold in my backyard today so that proves global warming is a gombunist, socialist, atheist, globalist conspiracy to steal my precious bodily fluids.

>>11724474
>I spend my days whiteknighting corporate fascism, 'cause european democratic socialist countries by every metric have a better quality of life and that's scary 'cause F(au)x News says they're commie, atheist, muslims who want to steal muh precious bodily fluids.

>>11698533
>hey everybody, no one will be responsible for these cats suffering tremendously breeding more spawn to suffer the same fate, no one will adopt them, but PETA is the antichrist for compassionately euthanizing them.

And ironically, PETA's shelter kill rate is in line with all other kill shelters. How about adopting an animal from them or go out during natural disasters like they do rescuing animals and reuniting them with their owners? Oh, because like most of your ilk, you have no ethics or morals, but like to bitch about people and organizations that do. Grow up, animal rescue organizations aren't some librul, commie, socialist, atheist, sjw, jooish conspiracy to steal your precious bodily fluids.

>>11535404
I agree but good luck convincing the stubborn 40% knuckledraggers who thing celsius and metric is an atheist, socialist, communist, liberal plot to steal their precious bodily fluids and popguns.

>>11490195
>>11490202
>Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

>>11480428
Aluminum is best for the pan as the sparking kind of mimics grilling.

>>11440826
>In areas of the world where virtually all children are vaccinated deadly infectious diseases prior to vaccines which killed, crippled or maimed large numbers of children are unknown
>hey, everybody, vaccines are an atheist, communist deep state conspiracy to capture our childrens' precious bodily fluids

>>11247569
>I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

>>11216868
Sue,

I can't believe you didn't remind Janet of the current threat posed by the atheist, communist, muslim, jewish, socialist, sjw, libcuck, NPC agenda to contaminate our water and by proxy, our precious bodily fluids with mind control substances like fluoride. Oh well, I got MY special filter because Billy Bob wants my juices pure, tee-hee!

Anyway, little Billy Joe is crying - later, lol!

>>11202981
It has to be a certified Infowars advertised water filter to keep our bodily fluids from contamination by communist, atheist, jewish, deep state, crisis actor, sjw liberals

>>11189451
>I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.