/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Laundry room is next to kitchen
>Stove is a few feet away from laundry room
>Linoleum floors in both kitchen and laundry room
>Cooking an omelette
>See a dryer sheet on the floor, they fall out of the dryer sometimes and float into the kitchen
>Will pick it up later
>Omelette is halfway done
>Take a step over to get a plate out of the cupboards
>Step on dryer sheet
>It's like a banana peel in a cartoon
>Slip and fall
>Fling omelette against the far wall behind me
>Bash jaw on the stove, burning my chin and biting out a chunk of my lower lip and cracking my teeth
>Go to hospital
>Install new flooring in the kitchen months later