/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>foods you fucking hate

i'll start

sushi.

I don't hate it but i don't think it's all that it's hyped up to be and boy do these people ever go apeshit over it. Maybe i hang aronud too many faggots.

It's raw fish on white rice. How the fuck is it that it's so tasty?

Why would somebody go to a restaurant to eat sushi? Why not just buy a fish at the supermarket and eat it in the checkout line?

I am making sushi for 8 dozen people at my mother's church tomorrow. My only problem is I don't speak Japanese and I am deathly allergic to rice. I thought about substituting the rice for raisins and just putting raisins and and raw fish in a blender and spraying the mixture directly onto the audience using my dad's pesticide sprayer (after washing it of course) but I'm told they don't allow diesel powered engines inside the church cafeteria.

So now I've got to come up with a plan B. Could I possibly freeze my raisin/salmon/avocado mixture and serve it in the form of sushi ice cones? Do you think they'd mind?

Is Japanese food really healthy and delicous like Japanese themselves boasted ?