/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17653578
another story

>be drunk and high with my bro
>go to a chinese restaurant in town, only one open
>we're the only customers in the new, nicely furnished restaurant
>sit in an alcove
>order $100 worth of crab (langoustines) for the 2 of us
>30 minutes later still no food
>drunk friend goes to argue at the counter
>30 seconds later it arrives, it's about 30 individual langoustines in a circle
>he places his crabs on a menu and eats straight off the menu, no plate
>i proceed to consume 90% of the crabs by myself, including eating the body shell
>friend crawls under the table and refuses to leave
>try to wipe his menu clean and leave