/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>parents never really enforced a good diet, drank milk but not often
>5'7 manlet
I swear to fuck if I ever have a son he'll drink his milk and eat his greens until he's 6'0 minimum

>>14243065
had only I known....

I posted about 2 months ago...
The grant from the government I got for my land is still good.
But.
I literally just moved here, invested everything, have a good crop going. And USDA "agents" just told me to destroy every crop I just started to grow.
-they're tiny little yellow corn dent crops
-tiny non-gmo soy bean patch
-private garden with over 50 plant types
I asked why
They said "possible contamination of covid-19"
I ask
Are you literally talking about corona virus?
They say
Yes
I ask
Isnt that just for restaurants and stuff?
>no
I get pretty upset
WHAT? YOU CAN TEST ME AND MY FAMILY AND ANIMALS. I DONT HAVE IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
They keep repeating variations of
"if you don't we are going to come back with a warrant"
tell them to get a warrant
they stay for over 40 minutes until my son comes home from work
tell them
fine ill destroy my crops, but what if i dont?
he says
we're going to come back and destroy them
i say
okay, fine
they leave
talk with family
they understand
come to only outlet in life ive ever had on the internet
ask if i should defend my tiny farm i just acquired with mostly my money and a tiny government grant to get the rights to the land or wait it out for the "virus" propaganda

>>13750150
its impolite to ask if you don't actually care
otherwise just say "hello, what would you like?"
not "HI, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR? HAH HAH?"
"Its-"
"OH COOL, WHAT DO YOU WANT FAGGOT?"

>>13741038
me:
>stop trying to inspire FAMILY HOMICIDE. youre reading too deep
you:
>Who the hell said anything about shooting up a school? You're a real psychopath I hope you know that. You need help.
LEARN TO FUCKING READ.

>>13738281
>>13738296
kys, you're practically a dog with no table manners and should be beaten worse than that jap who beat the shit out of Uma in Kill Bill.

>>13737709
>vegetables, ew

>>13737258
get off my board, degenerate