/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20108199
dude

>>18644434
Only ever been to DUDEWEEDsterdam
Pretty ok

Based

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>>16342209
Yeah bro let's get stoned

What is your go to meal or snack when you get high af and get the munchies?
I for one enjoy French bread pizza or bagel bites in my air fryer:))))

What's your go to meal for when you get really baked?
I usually get two baskets of McDonald’s fries and two mcdoubles and a small Diet Coke extra ice to save calories

Tfw I order mcdonald's multiple times a day
My order (never changes unless breakfast, tfw no fries during breakfast)
>2 McDoubles
>2 baskets of fries
>1 diet soda(need to go light on calories ya know)
This would be the exact same meal for every meal except breakfast

It is hilarious how autistic op is. Thanks for the laughs. I'm smoking bowls and losing my shit lmaooooo

I'm going to get high and watch some movies, what snacks should I get from the convenience store?

What's the best food to eat high?

>>13006603
>not adding anything
Even starving poor people don't settle for that.
https://www.encyclopedia.com/food/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/guangzhou-canton-cuisine
>Food is almost unthinkable without soy sauce. Rice by itself is not a meal, but rice with soy sauce is, and for the poor in earlier times it was, often the only meal of the day.

>>12562715
>suddenly
>Just out of nowhere
Bullshit. Jollibee shitposter has been active on /ck/ for several months now (at least March or earlier).
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>>12564077
>They're paid for it duh.
It's shitposting you retard.
First of all no corporate social media team is ever going to want to do a 4chan campaign because they would need to actually track their results and present them to business executives. Nobody wants their boss or their boss's boss's boss to pull up 4chan and see random gore and scat pics mods haven't gotten around to deleting yet alongside text where people call each other nigger and faggot.
And that deterrent aside 4chan is anonymous by design, which would make it the worst place possible to try to track a marketing campaign's results. Even if shilling here were working it would be of no value to the people doing it if they can't prove to leadership what they did worked. Nobody working for a company directly cares about that company earning more money.
What they care about is proving *they* earned the company money so they can get raises and promotions. More realistic would be just buying ads through 4chan so you have access to results, but no restaurants to my knowledge do that because it's 4chan and does more harm for your image than good. Social media employees shill on normie sites like facebook and twitter, not on 4chan.
The anon shitposting Jollibee just does it because it gets amusing responses by people like you who actually believe it's shilling. Hence why they'll throw in ® symbols and set their name as "Jollibee promo dept."

>>12253204
How do people still hate frogposting to this day? It's been standard practice for over a decade, give up already.

>>12219620
6'1 135lb
Ramen Noodles but with ketchup instead of the flavor packet.

To put this into perspective for you overconfident dummies:
1x Standard Cici's 14 inch pepperoni pizza:
153.94 square inches
2000 calories
1x $500 Challenge Cici's 28 inch pepperoni pizza:
615.75 square inches
8000 calories
32 oz Coca-Cola:
390 calories
So you're looking at 4390 calories each for the two challenge takers.
4390 calories is approximately how much an average height 600 lb man would eat in an entire day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, drinks, and all.
This is why Cici's can afford to make this offer. I wouldn't be surprised if not a single one of you viewing this thread could pull it off. Restaurants have a very low profit margin, meaning it doesn't take much for them to lose more money than they make in any given month if they aren't careful. For every time this challenge is won, they would need to have 10 more people pay $50 and lose the challenge just to break even from the one winner's $500 reward. So for them to be offering this they must already know the success rate for customers trying is going to be, at most, significantly lower than 10%.

>>11816705
Instead of just picking one (I'd pick Coke incidentally), I'll break down the actual differences:
Coca-Cola:
>Slightly less sugar
>Slightly more sodium
>Slightly less caffeine
>Marketed to white people during segregation era
>Sided with Israel over Arab Nations during historical boycotts
>Has maintained a consistent lead over Pepsi and other sodas in terms of what people actually buy
>Loses to Pepsi in taste tests
>More associated with nostalgia, traditional family values, Santa Claus, and wholesome Americana in general
>Distributes medical supplies to remote third world villages because their soda distribution networks are already in place in these hardest to reach areas and the respective governments can't do as good a job themselves
Pepsi:
>Slightly more sugar
>Slightly less sodium
>Slightly more caffeine
>Marketed to black people during segregation era
>Sided with Arab Nations over Israel during historical boycotts
>Has never overtaken Coke in terms of what people actually buy
>Wins over Coke in taste tests
>More associated with novelty, trendy modernism, Michael Jackson, and modern recording pop artists in general
>Once became a major world military power through acceptance of naval fleet as alternative payment from Soviets

>>11682944
>Imagine being so committed to your peculiar white supremacist theories that you need to change the definition of cheese
The really funny thing about it is he's repeatedly used the Yiddish word "kvetch," meaning he's actually a jew roleplaying as a white supremacist.

>>11685979
I'm gonna need a lot of dude weed for tomorrow..

Time to smoke weed until I pass out

>>11593985
>Make ridiculously wrong claim
>Get proven wrong
>durr you're a shill!

>mfw going to my parents’ company Christmas dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse tomorrow
Also, can we have a churrascaria thread?

I’m stoned and hungry and it’s almost 2 am but I want to cook. How do I make an Alfredo pasta or even a pizza made with storebought crust without waking up my parents upstairs

>he doesn't make black pepper bacon, cut it into fine pieces and add it to his Mac