/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I make a teeny-tiny restaurant and only hire midgets to work there. All of the food is super small and you feel like a giant when you eat it. The chairs are too small and uncomfortable. The toilets are tiny and you'll most likely clog the toilet if you take a huge shit but I have a team of 3 dedicated midgets for that.

You can get a tiny pizza you can eat in two bites and little sandwiches made by midgets. Beer comes in shot glass-sized mugs.

Also if you don't like the food or the service or you bump your head on one of my tiny door frames, you're encouraged to wreck the place. All of the little midgets are trained to run around and yell "The giant is angry! We've angered the giant!" and they'll wear protective padding so you can rage and kick the little midgets around as much as you want.

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>Senpai-!
>W-What are you doing?
>Nyaaah!
>Not there!
>Th-That's...
>That's too rough!
>Ahh!
>Sho much!
>...Senpai...
>Y-Your mayo... is all over me...