/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wisdom tooth popped off crown from root canal
>dentist urging me to get all wisdom teeth taken out for health and so we can replace the crown
>tfw on borrowed time chewing on exposed filling but terrified of getting wisdom teeth out
I know I'm being a pussy but god damn I don't want to do it. I also want to straighten and whiten my teeth but I have to take care of this shit first.

I went to some dump in North Carolina that had a big mural of Fieri painted on the side. The food was lame, they had actual Campbell's soup on the menu, and their big item was a giant meatball on a burger bun. I went through the abandoned bar in the back to find the restroom and found 2 of the waitresses smoking cigs and doing blow. That was a far more notable experience than the lame ass food.

>Grandma found the attic herrings
>again

It's been a good run, lads.

>23 I think
>Bumfuck nowhere Nebraska
>Perkins
It was a typical flyover breakfast food skillet. All incredibly underwhelming artificial ingredients. Had like a sad hotel food look to it. Tasted okay I guess but wasn't even a great deal
>Such is the life of a travelling worker

>>9986651
>Get home late one night
>Had a couple drinks, nothing crazy but feeling good.
>Roommate is in his room, thankfully.
>Roommate is a 6 foot drunken ogre of a man that constantly beats people with a tennis racket under for any minor upset or ruckus
>Dickhead alchy roommate put all his cooking shit on top of the fridge where I keep my alcohol (again)
>Stupid crock pot slips off and smashes me in the head, knocking me into a daze
>Ogremate drunkenly charges downstairs at the sound of commotion
>Proceeds to drag me by the leg back to my room and commences racket beatings
>Tfw lease can't end soon enough

>But my (insert store name) does it.
Well bitch, this isn't your fucking store SO STOP FUCKING WHINING ABOUT IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING INBRED CUNT.

>Working in a fine dining restaurant
>we put physalis on desserts as decoration
>two girl customers ask what it is
>I say phimosis
>immediately realise my mistake
>they take out their phones to google it
>I run away and avoid eye contact with them all night
>mfw